Irony is so Ironic. Or is it just really bad luck, Alanis?

So I just got done spending my $3.50 at the best cinemaplex your tax dollars can buy on a Cherry Coke, 5 gallon barrel of popcorn and this:

I have to wonder if I should even be posting a blog about a movie that tries to preach the sins of posting blogs ... well viral videos to be exact. Although, now that I say that I'm beginning to understand where the killer is coming from. Who hasn't wanted to bust a cap in Mr. Chocolate Rain's ass? 

I was pleasantly surprised by this Saw lite flick. Probably because I wasn't expecting much, but then again anytime you start a movie with a kittie death you know you're in for something sick, twisted ... and incredibly lame? Who kills a cat in a torture porn? On one hand it is something Saw and Hostel has never tried. Then again, who would want to try that? Can you see Jigsaw dangling Meow Mix in front of some siamese cat tied to a chain saw and saying, "Here kittie kittie! Would you like to play a game?"

On the plus side, Colin Hanks makes a great morse code winking skeleton and the political statement that Youtube and 2 Girls 1 cup are the devil is much appreciated. 

I give it 6 Girls 4 Cups baby!

Now is the time for a new little segment I like to call Quick Tidbits. (Okay, fortunately that is not going to be the real name of this section cause that would suck) Ooohh, Ooohh, how about Unfinished Thoughts?

I watched Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick this weekend. Has anybody ever noticed Vin Diesel laughs like a horn. HHHHA! Seriously, HHHHA! I'm pretty sure Alf trademarked that.

Also, The Chronicles of Riddick is awesome and is the best Star Wars film in the new series. In case you don't know, it goes right between episode VI and episode I when you watch them in order.

Finished watching the Lethal Weapon series finally. Mel Gibson movies get better the shorter his hair gets.