That I just witnessed awesome...AND IT SET ME FREE! HALLELUJAH!
Just coming down off my high of Tokyo Gore Police I get slammed with this smorgasbord of delectable awesomeness! Necrophilia never looked so good!
(DISCLAIMER: This movie has nothing at all to do with Necrophilia. I think.)
But it does have DJ Granny and Paris Hilton basically playing herself strangely. See...
But don't let that stop you. She's actually good! (Probably because she's only in the movie for 5 minutes. And probably because her face falls off.)
And it has other great actors like:
Sarah Brightman (wait WTF?)
Ok ... other great actors like:
Anthony Stewart Head!!! Ok fine! You know...Giles from Buffy?!
Here posing for their awkward prom photo?!?!?!
ANYHOW...
This movie will (quite literally) ROCK YOUR FRAKING FACE OFF!!!
More precisely: GOTH/INDUSTRIAL/ROCK YOUR FACE OFF!!!
So, in the future genetic diseases have been cured thanks to GENECO's line of body parts. And they have a credit plan! But be careful. Because if you can't make your payments on that shiny new liver ... The Repo Man will get ya! This movie is what Sweeney Todd would be if ... well ... Sweeney Todd wasn't ubergay. Seriously, the music is good. Real good! There IS a DJ Granny!
Oh, and the movie has layers, if, you know, you like to think and stuff.
And lots of blood.
And boobs. (Not Paris'. YAY!)
Obviously, the hotdog scale is still broken so this movie gets 4 Colposopy's!
And you know what that means ladies!
PS. I'd be remiss not to share this awesomeness brought to you by hackers in my great state of Texas.
Actual Texas Highway Sign.
