Are you there God? It's me, Baby Jesus.

Sorry for the deafening silence. I've been busy watching totally awesome movies, and getting ready to go to Japan where I will (presumably) watch more awesome movies, try to meet Takashi Miike, and try not to rape Japanese schoolgirls with machine gun arms. But, have no fear - the reviews should start flying this week. I've got a lot of catching up to do: Bloodsucking Freaks, Redneck Zombies, Toxie, Terror Firmer, Death Race 2000, Alien Apocalypse, Bubba Ho-Tep...

See you in a few bitches!