Konichiwa Bitches!

Sorry, I realize the last time I updated was when Libertarians had a shot at the white house, but I'm back! Ok, maybe not. I leave again for all lands Pacific in another couple of days. But I'll be back before Turkey Day, And that's good. Cause that's when all the good horror movies hit. I also get to spend Halloween in Guam dressed as a monkey flinging chocolate pudding a passers-by. Don't ask.

Japan, though, is AMAZING! I could try to describe how amazing, but why do that when this one picture can say everything:

No soup cans will stop Bruce Campbell! Yes, this is the actual Japanese movie poster for Army of Darkness. 

Unfortunately, I don't really have any reviews to give you just now. The only really scary movie I've seen recently was Top Gun. This movie must have been truly groundbreaking when it first came out in the 80's with its graphic portrayal of homosexuality in the armed forces. I'm sure the Navy was not happy with the implication that they allowed oiled up homo volleyball matches at their famous "Top Gun Academy". 

Top Gun gets 3 FABulous Hello Kitties!

I'm going to go check out the Pang Brothers latest...see ya'll in a few!