Anyhow...
Tonight I saw quite possibly the most amazing horror/thriller/comedy ever:
Whoa! It's like a horror version of Saved! McCauley Culkin could play the Vagina!
Ok, let me explain. Good Christian Girl here believes in purity and preaching the joys of virtue to the world. Unfortunately, she gets taken advantage of and almost raped ... twice. Good thing her Vagina has teeth huh?
Words can't do this movie justice. So let me leave you with this counter:
Penis decapitations (?): 3
Penises eaten by some kind of animal: 2
Fingers bitten off: 4
Incest (almost): 1 (don't worry - it was comical incest!)
I give this movie 42 Prince Albert's!
Look! Here's 'ol girls OBGYN visit gone bad:
Best vagina movie of the year! I can't wait for the sequel: Boobs of Terror!
